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The Cuirass

The Cuirass

Regular price $315.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $315.00 USD
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CUIRASS, pronounced /kwiˈras/ - a piece of armor consisting of breastplate and backplate fastened together

The Cuirass is reversible like most DOLT, but it is the first piece that changes design when worn front-to-back or back-to-front (CHECK THE PIX) and ~elect thine own path of venture~

It's also probably the most confusing piece to get on (find those arm and head holes!), so verily, 'tis a privilege reserved for battle-hardened knights of greatest prowess.

Identical left-to-right and inside-to-outside with no clasps and will never tangle.

DOLT is engineered to be light and wearable for all day (or night) use, but still super strong - in case anyone wants to pull hard ;)

Won't even snag on body hair!

Sizing

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Choose the size you would choose for a fitted t-shirt. Models in photos approximate heights and weights are:

Extra Small: 5'4" — 120lbs

Small: 5'9" — 150lbs

Medium: 6'1" — 185lbs

Large: 6'5" — 250lbs

Extra Large: 6'1" — 280lbs

Materials

0% plastic, 100% metal. ANONdized aluminum chain can take a pounding and will never rust. Findings are made of gold-plated steel.

Shipping & Returns

Free standard shipping. Returns or exchanges for 30 days with tags intact.

Orders processed in 1-2 days. During seasonal times like Pride, July 4th, or anytime Kim Petras opens her goddamn mouth, orders may take additional time to process.

Care Instructions

Avoid exposure to salt, chlorine and other harsh chemicals for the longest life. Clean with mild dish soap, warm water, and a soft sponge. Rinse and dry thoroughly.

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